The bell tolls for the cheap oil epoch!!!!! The Eco-Armageddon cometh!!!!! Hope you can forage.

What are the chances of a guy like me and a girl like you getting together? One in a trillion, huh. So you're saying there's a chance. Ssssh. Don't worry. I read you, Kelly Monaco!

Just in case you thought the last post had pejorative, racial connotations. Here is the actual design for the new robotic camel jockey.

Look out Bahrain! Here comes Jacko! At least the region now shifts from children to radio-controlled robots for camel jockeys. He can't declare a toddler jihad if they hide the enemy.