I sort of miss this guy. Michael Kay wishes he could spin defeat like Baghdad Bob.

"INTERN! DEAD AHEAD!"

before


AFTER!!!!!!!

13 million albums sold in 1990! C'mon America, you're better than that. Like the Holocaust: forgive, but never forget!

Why do birds suddenly appear . . . every time . . . you are near?

Jennifer Wilbanks, 32, decided Albuquerque, NM, would be a nice place to visit days before her impending Georgia wedding. Apparently cold feet still run pretty fast.