The Balladeer fears no songstress!!! Bring it on Canada!!!!

Tom Cruise is Vader to his Sidious

Not on crack. Not in the looney bin. Rick James enjoys a mental convalescence in South Africa!

Wild corpses . . . couldn't drag me away!!!!!

Maverick Simplex II!!!!!

The quintessential "garbage artist" spawning a generation of bloggers. Thanks Nick!

"We just felt that Patrick had a bit better body."

Behold the technicolor brilliance of the Mets on MSG. Thanks Cablevision. West Side Stadium says grab your ankles, Dolan!