A Thousand Words

Wednesday, October 12, 2005


And I'm still a lawyer! Definitely not a movie because evil consistently wins!

Thursday, September 15, 2005


Wow, your daughter is a spittin' image of you!

Sunday, September 11, 2005


Remember

Tuesday, September 06, 2005


The Evil Alchemist never disappoints. Once again, yours truly wears egg. Such brutal photo-shoppery!!!!!

Sunday, September 04, 2005


Nature is a cruel bitch. And we haven't heard the last of her.

Monday, August 29, 2005


The bell tolls for the cheap oil epoch!!!!! The Eco-Armageddon cometh!!!!! Hope you can forage.

Saturday, August 20, 2005


What are the chances of a guy like me and a girl like you getting together? One in a trillion, huh. So you're saying there's a chance. Ssssh. Don't worry. I read you, Kelly Monaco!